Sunday, January 23, 2005

This Just In! Former Nixon Secretary Dead!

Rose Mary Woods, the onetime secretary for Richard Nixon, died today in Ohio. She was 87.

Please bow your heads for 18 and a half minutes of silence.

2 Comments:

At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chase has been waiting 30 years to use that joke.

 
At 8:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could she possibly be "DEEP THROAT"?

 

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