Saturday, April 09, 2005

Finger Food

The mystery widens surrounding the secret ingredient of a certain bowl of Wendy's chili. Police insist they're not, ahem, pointing fingers, but investigators are now focusing on the Las Vegas woman who reported the severed finger in a bowl of chili that she ordered at a San Jose, California, Wendy's restaurant. The woman, Anna Ayala, has a lengthy history of pursuing lawsuits (no doubt the Republican Congress will glom on to this case before long as fodder for tort reform).

The following is from AP, not The Onion:

"Wendy's maintains the finger did not enter the food chain in its ingredients. All the employees at the San Jose store were found to have all their fingers ..."

Stay tuned. This case looks to be a real nail-biter.

1 Comments:

At 10:53 PM, Blogger Res Ipsa said...

Have you noticed that the police have not commented as to whether they have counted the alleged victim's fingers. I wonder if she keeps her hands in her pockets. Keep us posted.

 

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