Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Jacko's Wacko Witness

One-time child actor Macaulay Culkin has taken the witness stand in the Michael Jackson trial to testify on behalf of his ol' buddy and bedmate.

FOX News reports:

"Jackson attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. asked Culkin, now 24, what he thought of the charges against Jackson. 'I think they're absolutely ridiculous,' Culkin said."

You know you've got some issues when you're on trial for child molestation and the best character witness you can drum up is a pothead who was married at 17 and hails from a family that makes Lindsay Lohan's dad seem comparatively grounded.

2 Comments:

At 11:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose being from a dysfunctional family automatically makes you a liar. And it was HIS fault his parents were screwed up. And isn't that the POT calling the kettle black by the way? I mean, I'm just speculating there, but come on.

 
At 10:45 AM, Anonymous Tommy Mesereau III said...

When you come from a dysfunctional family, either you learn to lie to survive or you don't have to lie because nobody's paying attention. An example would be this white-haired asshole who spends all his time working and never comes home to play ball with me.

 

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