The Onion Rocks

In a recent San Jose Mercury News story on that most hallowed of humor sites, The Onion, Onion president Sean Mills reveals that his fake news outlet, thankfully, snubbed Jay Leno.

"Highly protective of its brand of humor, the Onion turned down an offer to do a weekly segment on `The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.' Letterman, maybe if he had asked, said Mills."

Incidentally, the Onion has now launched a print edition specifically for San Francisco area.