Metamucil moment for 24-hour news

This is beating the dismembered horse, but as I was walking past the television bank in my office, Fox News Channel's chiron was emblazoned with the words: "Toilet Painting: Art or Free Speech?"

First of all, I never thought we had to choose between the two, though maybe that is coming down the pike with the renewed Patriot Act. Regardless, there is so much news to report right now (London, Rove, John Roberts -- take your pick, bright boys), one has to ask: Who is the braying jackass who got this one past the assignments editor?