Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Inside Lip Synch

Add Ashlee Simpson to the list of possibly syphilitic celebrities (hey, ma, check out the awesome alliteration!) feigning concern that a homemade sex tape of hers has found its way to the Internet.

Considering the stature and cleanliness of the Simpson clan, we're just glad that the tape wasn't shot by her dad.

(hat tip to Agent Bedhead)


At 1:14 PM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

How would he be able to shoot it when he was the co-star? Think, man -- think!

At 2:06 PM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

God bless you, Pants. That's what I WANTED to write... but then I thought, nah, my parents read this blog on occasion.

At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

Yeah, but your parents already know me well enough to not expect anything good.

"Chasey, you better not stray on your way to you ballet class," they'd say. "And stay away from that Pants boy. He's no good."

Then you run, crying, out of the house, so emotionally damaged by having to choose between what your head thinks and what your heart knows that you're not paying attention to keeping you tutu clean.


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