Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Vanity, Thy Name Is Lohan

Poor Lindsay Lohan. First she fesses up to Vanity Fair writer Evgenia Peretz all about her struggles last year with bulimia.












Now the teen starlet has thought better of such candor. "The words that I gave to the writer for Vanity Fair were misused and misconstrued, and I'm appalled with the way it was done," she has told Teen People in a written statement.

Apparently it was a simple miscommunication -- which can happen easily when the interview subject is retching in a toilet.

3 Comments:

At 11:03 PM, Blogger Jill Vatican said...

Perhaps she was experimenting with drugs during the interview?

 
At 11:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps she was experimenting with not being such a lying bitch all the time. Christ, how she went from being "the cool one" between her and Hillary Duff to this, I don't understand.

You bought into the hype, Lohan. Sadly, nobody else did. Now put on some goddamn weight, you're making it difficult to properly masturbate while looking at you.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger Daniel Gale-Grogen said...

Come on, Pants. The only thing that would make it difficult for you to properly masturbate would be full body traction.

 

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