Sex Tape Derby, Round 76
Sex Tape Derby is making a late-ish appearance this Thursday, but you can blame the good folks of Blogger for that. Anyway, better late than never, my grandpappy used to say.
Let's say you've gotta watch a homemade sex video, or DVD, if you will. Who would be your preference for the starring role? Post your selections in the comments section below.
Cate Blanchett or ...
Vera Farmiga?
Ryan Philippe or ...
Paul Walker?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 11:42 AM
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3 Comments:
1. Cate. Reason #1 -- she made Hepburn HAWT in "The Aviator." Reason #2 -- when I order the Vera Farmiga at Papa Dio's, I always get heartburn.
I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
2. Uhm...uhm...Phillipe? He had Reese Witherspoon, which was a nice move for a douchebag. Maybe his bad acting won't extend to sex. Or maybe we'll get to see Reese look at the camera with that bored, "I can't wait to blow Joaquin Phoenix" look on her face.
As long as Cate is dressed in her Bob Dylan makeup and costume.
Paul Walker. They're both dumber than dirt, but all of America hates Philippe right now.
So Chase, was your goal to find the two most boring, emotion-free colon douches in Hollywood for the male side? Holy mother of George Lazenby, you did it!
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