When a Stranger Calls
Phone call I took the other night ...
Female Voice: ... Listen, you fucker, you'd better call Alyssa.
Female Voice: I said you'd better call Alyssa, asshole!
Me: Um ... who's Alyssa?
Female Voice: (long pause) ... I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number.
If anyone reading this happens to know some guy who needs to call Alyssa, well, you might let him know. He's in deep trouble.