Sex Tape Derby, Round 74
Yes, once again it's time for Sex Tape Derby, the show in which contestants fail to win fabulous prizes for determining whose sex tape (or DVD, for the love of God) you would gingerly unwrap and slip into the slot. Today's subjects all come from two new NBC shows with the exact same premise, and neither one has "Law & Order" in the title. Here are your "sketchy" selections:
"30 Rock"'s Tina
Fey or..."Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip"'s
Amanda Peet?"Studio 60"'s Bradley Whitford or...
"Studio 60"'s Matthew Perry?
posted by Daniel Gale-Grogen @ 8:50 AM
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OMG - I can't choose!!!
Tina or Amanda?
Amanda or Tina?
you've really touched a nerve here!
arrggghhh!
1. Fey. God only knows why, but Tina Fey. As long as it has nothing to do with Jimmy Fallon.
2. Bradley Whitford. Because his wife, the screeching harpie from Malcolm in the Middle, is probably a freak in the sack.
3. OK, there wasn't really a third choice to make, but let's just be clear -- you want to make love to Aaron Sorkin. It's fine. You're one of many aging hippies who want to lay his shivering, crack-addled body down by the fire.
Tina wins by virtue of being not only totally hot, but witty too. I would think she'd be able to give "fuck me, cowboy" a certain ironic edge.
Matthew Perry wins just because 1) I've seen Whitford's wife and she doesn't do it for me, and 2) I have a sneaking suspicion Perry caps his orgasm by shouting "Chandler Bing, Bing BING!"
1. Amanda Peet seems a tad emotionally stunted, though she definitely has the facial expression for "Let's fuck like the bombs are about to drop!" down pat.
2. Matt. Could he BE more of a wiseass in the sack?
Whitford is married to Malcolm's mom? No wonder he always looks like he has a headache.
Peet has a generic hotness, so I'll take Fey on two conditions: 1) her glasses remain on at ALL times, and 2) Rachel Dratch is not allowed anywhere near the set.
1. Fey, because funny under the sheets make me firm up like a kielbasa!
2. Whitford -- how do you think Jane Kaczmarek got cross-eyed?
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