Thursday, November 09, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 77

You are stuck in the Hatch with nothing to do except plug those damn numbers into the computer, and suddenly you see two videotapes with the Dharma logo on them, except they don't provide clues as to the devious plans of the Hanso Foundation or the Others -- they're sex tapes! Which do you watch?

"Lost" girls: Evangeline Lilly or...












Yunjin Kim?















"Heroes" heroes: Milo Ventimiglia or...















Adrian Pasdar?

7 Comments:

At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Dr. Pants said...

1. Kim. Whenever you're talking about a sex tape made on a desert island that is either a metaphor for the afterlife or part of a secret government experiment, you always go with the Asian.

I mean, obviously.

2. Just because he was Profit, I go with Adrian. He looks kind of like a total douchebag, but in the '80s, when the camcorder was getting started, total douchebags bagged the hottest would-be porn stars.

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Brick Fuchwahl said...

1. Evangeline Lilly, per usual. I'd like to see the door blown off of her hatch. I'd like to see her code cracked. I'd like to reveal her Others.

2. Milo, but only because of his horizontal activity with Alexis Bledel on "Gilmore Girls."

 
At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Louis Rukeyser Soze said...

Aaaah, fuck that. Adrian Pasdar gets to explore Natalie Maines' seditious nethers every night. And according to her interview on Howard Stern, she shaves!

 
At 4:02 PM, Anonymous Holy Mackel said...

Man, I don't really know any of these folks, other than Evangeline, but I will have to go with this Yunjim Kim. Ooo la la. Nice bare shoulder. Nice enough to slather in cocnut butter.

 
At 10:42 PM, Anonymous Lucy Fuhr said...

Ms. Kim: Asians are best in bed...

 
At 10:56 PM, Anonymous Thomas said...

Milo Ventimiglia would be fun

 
At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Bob Chinn said...

I don't know any of these people, but Kasdar has that vaguely acromegalous look that often seems to go along with a large cock, giving whichever woman more to work-with.

 

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