Thursday, November 16, 2006

Sex Tape Derby, Round 78

It's another installment of Sex Tape Derby, where you make the call. It's the choice of Solomon: You must view a homemade sex tape of celebrities in various stages of doing it the way they do it on the Discovery Channel. Who would be your choice to spread their wings and learn to, er, fly?

Post your selections in the comments section below.

CMA smackdown: Carrie Underwood or ...

Faith Hill?

Hip-hop hubba hubba: Ludacris or ...

Kanye West?


At 8:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, definitely Carrie Underwood over Faith Hill any day

At 10:17 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

1. There is a school of thought that proximity can sometimes be more important than attractiveness, so my vote is for getting video of Miss Underwood under there. Hell, in Checotah, the girls were probably lining up for a chance to sleep with the guy who had a video recorder.

2. As much as I enjoy his music, Kanye loses out to Ludacris for one reason only: a Ludacris tape might feature some women. I'm not saying Kanye is climbing the fruit tree, but with his ego, you know the camera is going to be aimed squarely at his face or his junk the entire time.

At 10:49 AM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

1. I, too, would like to see Carrie Underwood over Faith Hill any day. Or under her, or entwined in whatever way suites them. Assuming that's not a possibility, I've still got to go with Carrie.

2. I don't really know much about either, but Ludacris did a good job in Hustle and Flow, so I'll go with him on the basis of having previous screen experience.

At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Faith said...


At 12:36 PM, Anonymous Brick Fuchwahl said...

1. I want to see fresh and pink nethers rolling around in the Checotah hay fields, not some battered, chapped pussow.

2. Huzzah to Pants on this one. Kanye would be telling Hype Williams to focus on his taint, and all you'd be getting were occasional shots of the top of top of the video vixen's head.


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