Sunday, December 03, 2006

Classy Up the Joint

Paris Hilton has canceled a planned appearance as an awards presenter for the Billboard Music Awards.

The reason? Too much class, according to AP:

"'It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,' her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. 'Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows.'"

Her peers? Billboard now officially gives awards to whores, dimwits and sluts?

4 Comments:

At 3:57 PM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

You say that like Billboard has been withholding awards from those people.

Need I remind you that last year Billboard gave Larry the Cable Guy top awards for comic artist of the year and comedy album of the year?

 
At 8:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude... why do you have such a problem with Paris? She's young, thin, and willing to provide the world with free porn. this is a good thing.

i don't even know you anymore.

 
At 9:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta echo Dr. Pants -- if whores, dimwits and sluts haven't gotten the majority of Billboard awards in recent memory, they've at least gotten a large enough percentage to force a runoff.

 
At 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Billboard isn't exactly a meritocracy -- it's all about the sales. Ergo, whores, dimwits and sluts. Suckysucky!

 

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