Classy Up the Joint
Paris Hilton has canceled a planned appearance as an awards presenter for the Billboard Music Awards.The reason? Too much class, according to AP:
"'It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,' her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. 'Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows.'"
Her peers? Billboard now officially gives awards to whores, dimwits and sluts?
posted by Chase McInerney @ 11:49 AM
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You say that like Billboard has been withholding awards from those people.
Need I remind you that last year Billboard gave Larry the Cable Guy top awards for comic artist of the year and comedy album of the year?
dude... why do you have such a problem with Paris? She's young, thin, and willing to provide the world with free porn. this is a good thing.
i don't even know you anymore.
Gotta echo Dr. Pants -- if whores, dimwits and sluts haven't gotten the majority of Billboard awards in recent memory, they've at least gotten a large enough percentage to force a runoff.
Billboard isn't exactly a meritocracy -- it's all about the sales. Ergo, whores, dimwits and sluts. Suckysucky!
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