Classy Up the Joint
Paris Hilton has canceled a planned appearance as an awards presenter for the Billboard Music Awards.
The reason? Too much class, according to AP:
"'It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,' her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. 'Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows.'"
Her peers? Billboard now officially gives awards to whores, dimwits and sluts?