Tuesday, February 06, 2007

It's the Alcohol Talking

Mel Gibson goes on an anti-Semitic tirade and checks into rehab.

Disgraced congressman Mark Foley prowls for adolescent boys on the Internet and checks into rehab.

Now, it's the turn of San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom to blame booze for bad behavior. Seems da mayor says hooch drove him him to the hoochie of a close aide's wife.

It's the liquor, I tell yah! It's ... the ... liquor.

If only 1930s-era Germany had boasted a 12-step program or two, we might've avoided the Holocaust.

9 Comments:

At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Jersey Joe Vatalaro said...

Me thinks there is something more involved here than liquor!!!

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

Was she attractive? I mean, booze is convenient and all, but why not pull the woman on camera, point at her and say:

"Straight guys, gay girls, can you honestly tell me that you wouldn't hit this? Sure, it was wrong. No, I shouldn't have, but still -- bla-doaww! You gotta get ON that."

I'd respect him. I'd respect anybody who just finally says, "Yeah. I like sex." or "Uh-huh. Jews suck in my opinion."

I might not agree (with the Jews comment), but at least the guy would have told the goddamn truth for once.

 
At 11:41 AM, Blogger Conrad Spencer said...

Rehab as penance isn't just for men. Don't forget Lindsay Lohan and Miss USA Tara Conner.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous flamewhore said...

There have been some rumblings in the press about him dating someone who was twenty. Maybe everything hasn't come out and his heading it off early with rehab.

I did think that it was interesting when the Mayor's people said the program he was entering was REALLY hard. I guess it's like Ivy League rehab.


Glad to see you blogging again Chase!

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous Lucy Fuhr said...

That Mayor Newsom is so cute! The slicked back hair, the rolled up sleeves, the tie-less collars that say "look at me, I'm hip and really good at politics and stuff!" Hey, according to the papes, he's lonely and his wife left him; of course he's drinking. Be honest Chase, you'd still do him. Plus, guys in outpatient alcohol treatment programs are hot. He's got my vote for sure!

 
At 12:52 PM, Anonymous Louis Rukeyser Soze said...

His wife, the most centerfold-like assistant district attorney in U.S. history, left him. Of course he started pounding Glenlivet like it was Gatorade.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberly_Guilfoyle_Newsom

 
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