Saturday, December 04, 2004

From the Do-We-Have-to-Think-of-Everything? Department ...

Departing U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson:

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do. We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East and it would be easy to tamper with that."

Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks for the brainstorm session, Tommy!

1 Comments:

At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Tommy Thompson trying out for SNL? Or, has he been hanging out with George Bush way too long. This must be a coded message that only the Commander-in-Chief would understand.

 

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