From the Do-We-Have-to-Think-of-Everything? Department ...
Departing U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson:
"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do. We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East and it would be easy to tamper with that."
Hey, that's a great idea! Thanks for the brainstorm session, Tommy!
1 Comments:
Is Tommy Thompson trying out for SNL? Or, has he been hanging out with George Bush way too long. This must be a coded message that only the Commander-in-Chief would understand.
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