Thursday, October 06, 2005

The Bogeyman

Just think, this man once fell in love, got married, raised a family, went to work with a smile and a spring in his step, etc., etc.

Just look at him now and tell me he doesn't eat children.

9 Comments:

At 10:23 PM, Blogger Larry Mondello said...

Low fat children only. Gotta watch the ticker, ya know.

 
At 8:42 AM, Blogger Jill Vatican said...

He looks remarkably like one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.

 
At 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has he always sneered? I've wondered if, with all his heart problems, he has had a stroke at some point. Seriously. Or maybe it's a tick that began after his daughter brought home her partner.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Dr. Pants said...

He used to eat children, back in his heyday, but now he has to use a substitute, for his health.

A nice bowl of Malt o' Child in the morning with his Fibercon tab, then sprinkle a little powdered kids and Mrs. Dash on his boiled chicken breast at lunch.

 
At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't that be a neo-con tab? I doubt anyone with a mug like that indulges in fiber.

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger CGHill said...

It appears that if he did wolf down a kid or two, it gave him dyspepsia.

 
At 10:42 PM, Anonymous Brett said...

He doesn't eat children.

 
At 10:48 PM, Blogger Chase McInerney said...

Brett -- It was a rhetorical directive :)

 
At 10:17 AM, Anonymous Brett said...

I'm extremely susceptible to suggestion ;-)

 

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