Chase Is a Daddy!
By Daniel Gale-Grogen
Apple Rosebud McInerney was born at 10:01 p.m. Wednesday. She weighs 6 lbs., 5 oz. and is 19 inches long, and Mommy and Daddy are feeling fine.
Ramblings on politics, film, music, literature, current events, pop culture, lists, dirty words, trapezoids, birds, cartoons and any other damned thing that strikes my synapses. A 39ish-year-old freelance journalist and writer living with his wife and baby daughter in the hardscrabble environs of Oklahoma, Chase McInerney now spends much of his time frozen in stark, cold sweat-inducing, gut-percolating fear. For it will be soon ... yes, very, very soon.
By Daniel Gale-Grogen
posted by Daniel Gale-Grogen @ 9:46 AM 10 comments
Okie Blogger Round-up 2006
10 Comments:
Congrats!
ROSEBUD!!!!!
Dude, you named your kid after a mogul publisher's girlfriend's hoo-ha?!
Congratulations on the new baby!
Pffff....Procreation is so gay.
Congratulations, Chase & family!
Congratulations, sir! But does this mean ther'll be no Random Friday 10??? Can't let that happen...
1. The Beatles,"You Won't See Me"
2. The Getaway People, "Open Your Mind"
3. Johnny Cash, "Cats In the Cradle"
4. John Lennon, "Bless You"
5. Buddy Holly, "Rave On"
6. My Bloody Valentine, "Soon"
7. Smog, "Cold Blooded Old Times"
8. Nick Drake, "One of These Things First"
9. Grandaddy, "Stray Dog and the Chocolate Shake"
10.Elton John, "Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmastime?"
I suspect the name as given was an attempt to pull multiple chains.
If so, it was quite successful. :)
It's clear that Apple Rosebud wants a sled as her first baby gift.
Dude, you can't make a sandwich. How the hell did you make a baby?
Well, however the miracle came about, congrats and don't freak out -- it's just her ENTIRE LIFE YOU MIGHT SCREW UP.
Ha, ha, no, but seriously, your one and only job is to keep her off the pole. Word.
Yay! Good luck sleeping!!!
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